"I'm just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It's just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade."
-Morticia Addams

"I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, 5 peanut butter M&M's and like 3 pieces of licorice."
-Cher Horowitz

New York

Paris

Black is always chic.

really though, why don't you love me?

a hot 50s housewife mess

there is nothing sexier than a pretty girl sprawled out on animal prints

hello world I'm your wild girl

I'm your ch ch ch ch ch cherry bomb!

I ♥ GRUNGE

goodbye to spring and all it meant to me

it can never bring the thing that used to be

for I must have you or no one

and so I'm through with love

"Once men have tasted caviar, it baffles me how they can settle for catfish."

-Blair Waldorf